Note: All cited laws are real and currently in effect, and have been verified for authenticity by practicing attorney Nathan Belofsky, Esq., the world's leading authority on strange laws.

• In the State of Utah, buying and selling unborn children is a crime.
• In Utah, it’s illegal to cause a catastrophe.
• In Salt Lake County, Utah, distributing sex paraphernalia to a minor is a crime, unless the minor is one’s own child.
• In Utah, it’s a crime to fish for Virgin Spinedance or Least Chub.
• In Utah, selling eggs that contain black rot, white rot or a blood ring is prohibited.
• In Salt Lake City, Utah, a person can’t sell swill milk.
• In Utah, it’s a crime to use a salamander as fish bait.
• In Salt Lake County, Utah, an official milkman is limited to casual contact with his customers.
• In Utah, it’s illegal to throw items that are on fire from a moving vehicle.
• In Utah, selling clove cigarettes is a crime.
• In Salt Lake County, Utah, sellers of duck and turkey eggs must be kept them separate from chicken eggs.
• In Utah, it’s illegal to seed clouds.
• In Salt Lake County, Utah, it’s a crime for two or more people to even consider engaging in alarming behavior in the future.
• In Utah, it’s unlawful to use vermin-infested material to stuff bedding or upholstery.
• In Utah, drunk-driving laws do not apply to a person riding an animal.
• In Utah, a bicycle rider must always keep at least one hand on the handlebars.
• In Utah, it’s a crime to mutilate a library book.
• In Utah, it’s a crime for train operators to throw human waste off a train.
• In Utah, driving a car on the sidewalk is against the law.
• In Utah, pyramid schemes are illegal.
• In Milcreek Canyon, Utah, it’s a crime to unleash your dog on even-numbered days.
• In Utah, all motor vehicles must have brakes.
• In Utah, it’s a crime to advocate sabotage.
• In Utah, a permit is required to modify the weather.
• In Utah, selling clove cigarettes is a crime.
• In Utah, it’s a crime to get on a school bus without authorization.
• In Utah, hurling a missile onto a bus is illegal.
• In Utah, interfering with the flow of water is a crime.