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Dumb Missouri Laws

Note: All cited laws are real and currently in effect, and have been verified for authenticity by practicing attorney Nathan Belofsky, Esq., the world's leading authority on strange laws.

  • In the State of Missouri, a bull may be castrated if it runs at large for three days, and three citizens approve in writing.
  • In Missouri, gambling dice must always have the one dot side opposite the six dot side.
  • In Monroe, Missouri, it’s a crime for a store to leave shopping carts in the parking lot after business hours.
  • In Missouri, it’s a crime to catch more than eight bullfrogs in one day.
  • In Missouri, low fat cat food can have no more than ten percent fat.
  • In Missouri, it’s illegal to let blind or deformed animals run at large.
  • In Missouri, it’s a crime to let an unaltered jackass run at large.
  • In Missouri, it’s illegal for a passenger aboard an amusement ride to misbehave.
  • In Missouri, it’s a crime to own a dangerous reptile of over eight feet long, or an ocelot.
  • In Missouri, feigning blindness to get money is against the law.
  • In Missouri, it’s illegal to own the eggs of a shovel-nose sturgeon.
  • In Missouri, dogs may not be used to catch turkeys.

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