Note: All cited laws are real and currently in effect, and have been verified for authenticity by practicing attorney Nathan Belofsky, Esq., the world's leading authority on strange laws.

• In the State of Maryland, it’s against the law to sell a clove cigarette.
• In Worcester County, Maryland, it’s illegal to catch a snot crab.
• In Maryland, it’s a crime to hunt with a weasel.
• In Maryland, an establishment using a strobe light must post a warning sign for epileptics.
• In Maryland, a person may not call public attention to a treatment for venereal disease.
• In Maryland, a person caught committing adultery is subject to a ten dollar fine.
• In Maryland, it’s a crime to dye or stain a baby chick.
• In Maryland, female genital mutilation is a crime.
• In Maryland, it’s a crime to sell the body of a seal.
• In Maryland, it’s a crime to use the internet to hunt live animals.
• In Maryland, it’s illegal to possess more than three turtles at one time.
• In Maryland, it’s a crime to break into a cave.
• In Maryland, a vending machine may not dispense a non-latex condom.
• In Maryland, a person keeping a disorderly house can serve six months in jail.
• In Maryland, it’s a crime to play “thimbles” for money.