Note: All cited laws are real and currently in effect, and have been verified for authenticity by practicing attorney Nathan Belofsky, Esq., the world's leading authority on strange laws.

• In the State of Kansas, it’s against the law to modify the weather without a permit.
• In Kansas, faxing repeatedly in order to harass is a crime.
• In Kansas, the law requires that emus be considered livestock.
• In Manhattan, Kansas, climbing aboard a railroad car without permission is a crime.
• In Kansas, it’s against the law to slaughter a cow with a hammer.
• In Kansas, falsifying one’s backround to earn membership in a veteran’s group is a crime.
• In Kansas City, Kansas, it’s illegal for a billiard parlor to hang a screen that prevents outsiders from looking in.
• In Kansas, it’s a crime to serve flour that isn’t enriched with vitamins.
• In Manhattan, Kansas, it’s illegal to skateboard on a tennis court.
• In Topeka, Kansas, one can’t keep a chicken within 50 feet of a neighbor.
• In Kansas, a restaurant serving margarine must post a warning sign.
• In Kansas, it’s illegal to possess feral swine.
• In Topeka, Kansas, it’s a crime to wear a gas mask during a demonstration.
• In Topeka, Kansas, the use of a musical instrument to attract attention in public is forbidden.