Note: All cited laws are real and currently in effect, and have been verified for authenticity by practicing attorney Nathan Belofsky, Esq., the world's leading authority on strange laws.

• In the State of Indiana, it’s illegal to sell your child.
• In Indiana, the holder of a beer-dealing permit cannot sell cold beer.
• In Warsaw, Illinois, it’s illegal to throw snowballs in public.
• In Indiana, it’s a crime to remove I.D. tags from another’s racing pigeon.
• In Indiana, an ice-fishing hole may not be more than 12 inches in diameter.
• In Indiana, a mattress cannot be filled with trash.
• In Indiana, terroristic mischief is prohibited.
• In Indiana, stupefying fish is against the law.
• In Indiana, human cloning has been declared against public policy.
• In Indiana, it’s a crime to open a casket in order to abuse a corpse.
• In Indiana, it’s a crime to be cruel to a rescue dog.
• In Indiana, hotel guests must be supplied undersheets big enough to cover the entire bed.
• In Indianapolis, Indiana, it is illegal to throw a rock at a bird, except in self-defense.
• In Indiana, it’s a crime to spike a tree.
• In Indiana, one cannot abandon a vertebrate animal.
• In Indiana, it’s illegal to fish with your bare hands.
• In Indiana, a warning sign must be pinned to any dead body with syphilis.
• In Indiana, every hotel guest must be given a freshly laundered pillowcase.
• In Indiana, a retailer cannot sell booze on Christmas Day or until 7:00 A.M. the next morning.
• In Indiana, it’s a crime for a bakery to bake rolls without vitamin-enriched flour.
• In Indiana, it’s illegal to display the alcohol content on a can of beer.
• In Indiana, owning a Chinese Throwing Star is a crime.
• In Indiana, dyeing baby chicks is a criminal offense.
• In Indiana, possessing a weapon of mass destruction is against the law.
• In Indiana, it’s illegal to traffic in human tissue.
• In Indiana, fishing with dynamite is a crime.
• In Indiana, it’s illegal to point a laser at a police officer.
• In Indiana, bringing booze into a restaurant is against the law.
• In Indiana, it is a misdemeanor to use a code-grabbing device.
• In Indiana, it’s illegal to possess a code-grabbing device.
• In Indiana, it’s a crime to remove a dog’s vocal cords.
• In Indiana, one can’t offer a gun in order to secure a loan.