Note: All cited laws are real and currently in effect, and have been verified for authenticity by practicing attorney Nathan Belofsky, Esq., the world's leading authority on strange laws.

• In the State of Hawaii, the humuhumunukunukuapua is the official state fish.
• In Maui County, Hawaii, one building an atomic bomb is subject to a fine.
• In Hawaii, it’s illegal to kick a seeing-eye dog.
• In Hawaii, it’s a crime to use imitation milk in a milkshake without warning.
• In Hawaii, feeding a shark is against the law.
• In Hawaii, it’s unlawful to break off mineral deposits and speleothems from a cave.
• In Hawaii, a person can legally take driftwood from a beach.
• In Hawaii, it’s a crime to own a mongoose.
• In Hawaii, it’s against the law to fish with dynamite, electric current or poison.
• In Maui County, Hawaii, it’s illegal to transport swill during the day within one mile of post offices in Paia, Kahului, Wailuku and Lahaina.
• In Hawaii, it’s illegal to kill a manta ray.
• In Maui County, Hawaii, it’s against the law to drink a beer in a county parking lot.
• In Hawaii, a person possessing the fin of a shark can be imprisoned for a year.
• In Hawaii, the hoarding of more than 15 cats and dogs in a household is unlawful.
• In Maui County, Hawaii, it’s against the law to exhibit a captive dolphin or whale.