Note: All cited laws are real and currently in effect, and have been verified for authenticity by practicing attorney Nathan Belofsky, Esq., the world's leading authority on strange laws.

• In the State of Arizona, it’s illegal to buy a human egg in order to clone yourself.
• In Arizona, it’s a crime to sell eggs with black rot, white rot, or mixed rot.
• In Arizona, using waste from a junkyard or dump to stuff a mattress is illegal.
• In Arizona, it’s a crime to leave a fishing pole unattended.
• In Arizona, it’s a crime to sell horsemeat to humans without warning letters 8 inches high.
• In Arizona, a gallon of ice cream must weigh at least four and a half pounds.
• In Arizona, it’s a crime for a mine worker to scrawl obscene messages on a toilet stall.
• In Arizona, one needs a permit to feed swine.
• In Arizona, food served to swine must first be cooked.
• In Arizona, it’s a crime to harass a seeing-eye dog.
• In Arizona, it’s unlawful to tamper with a petroglyph found in a cave.
• In Arizona, it’s a crime to abuse a venerated object.
• In Arizona, making a duplicate key to a public building without permission is a misdemeanor.
• In Arizona, it’s a crime to brand, scarify, or mutilate the body of a minor without a parent being present.
• In Arizona, one cannot sell eggs that are addled, green, moldy, musty or that have meat spots.
• In Arizona, the law requires a specialized commission to assure the safety of certified white amur.
• In Arizona, a person who furnishes a common towel or cup to more than one person is subject to prosecution.
• In Arizona, a restaurant offering horsemeat must have a warning in green print on the menu.
• In Arizona, it’s a crime to cast, rope or throw someone else’s cow without their permission.